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Who Dat?
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“Loser: People trying to have affairs in the digital age, it’s official: you can’t get away with it - the head of the CIA couldn’t get away with it, for real, for real.
That flirting you are doing in the chat section of Words with Friend is going to ruin your life.”
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“He tried to call the Patriots too, but the call was dropped.”
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The gang, part 2.
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“Burger King unveil the new kid meal this week, children can also wear it as clown, so now your kid can pretend as the king of diabetes!”
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“Amazon on Wednesday unveil their new tablet computer called the Kindle Fire which will retail $199 dollars which expect to sell well among parents who always buy the wrong thing.”
Saturday Night Live - S37x02
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‘You know what Apple really good at? Making you felt bad about your Christmas present. We all just got the last one.
I feel like Steve Jobs is the kind of guy who would introduce you to a hot girl the day after your wedding. “Hey Jobs I am married”, “But what are her features?” ‘
Saturday Night Live 36x16
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Paterson, Stefon and Snooki said Merry Christmas to everyone … except New Jersey!